July 3, 2009

TOP 10 THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. WHY ITS GOOD TO HAVE FIVE PAIR OF BLACK SHOES
9. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CREAM, IVORY AND WHITE.
8. CRYING IS NECESSARY.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
6. A SALAD, DIET DRINK, AND A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE MAKE A BALANCED LUNCH
5. DISCOVERING A DESIGNER DRESS ON THE CLEARANCE RACK CAN BE CONSIDERED A PEAK LIFE EXPERIENCE
4. THE INACCURACY OF EVERY BATHROOM SCALE EVER MADE.
3. A GOOD MAN CAN BE HARD TO FIND, BUT A GOOD HAIRDRESSER IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
2. WHY A PHONE CALL BETWEEN TWO WOMEN NEVER LASTS UNDER TEN MINUTS.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN.

1 comment:

Kelli said...

:) I whole-heartedly agree. Not-So-Classic and his colorblindness agree. he remembers having a lengthy discussion with you regarding khaki...